sirius/remus

Sirius/remus is the pairing of sirius orion black and remus john lupin, both characters from harry potter. They are marauders and were friends with harry james potter's dad, james fleamont potter (that beautiful middle name doe...) The ship is normally called Wolfstar, and you would neville find a better ship than it. It has smut, fluff angst, and many many fics and fanart dedicated to it! Its actually STAGgering how well they work together, as friend and lovers - sirius as the energetic annoying whiny lil thing as remus as dirty, sarcastic and patient. They're both hella hot (espesh as teens!!!) and the world doesn't deserve them. (Sorry for the puns, I had to!)

A: Do you ship sirius/remus?
B: Do you mean wolfstar?
A: *nods*
B: *gets overly excited and starts jumping around, squealing*
B: Omg omg omg omg yes yes yes yes it'S SO CUTEEE MY HEART

B: *recalls angsty wolfstar fic they read the day before*
B: BUT SO SADDDDDDDDDD
A: ...

(btw James would wolfstar's number one fan or be completely oblivious, there's no inbetween)
(Ok yeah person B was based on me,,.,. how did u guess ;)

sirius/remus by koooo-hana February 3, 2018

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Remus/Sirius

Any Harry Potter Fangirl will tell you that it is one of the hottest slash pairings in fan fiction It involves the characters Remus lupin and Sirius Black, being involved together romantically. Usually involves lots of smut.

Fangirl: Wow, Remus/Sirius is the hottest pairing eva!
Random HP Fan: What? Remus and Sirius arent gay together!
Fangirl: Yes they are!!!
Random HP fan: Um, in the third book, it says they embraced like "brothers".
Fangirl: Embraced like brothers my ass!

Remus/Sirius by I made up the word crumb! November 3, 2008

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Remus/Sirius

This is used in FanFiction to describe a slash story that involves Remus Lupin and Sirius Black being together romantically. It is by far one of the hottest pairings in fanfiction out there. Any Fangirl (like myself) will tell you they were meant to be.

Random Harry Potter Fan: But in the book it says Remus/Sirius embraced like brothers.
Fangirl: Embraced like brothers my ASS!

Remus/Sirius by Accio Harry Potter October 9, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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