Is when 2 female friends go out for "a" glass of wine together with the intention of having a girly chat and a bit of relaxation.
An example of civilised - 2 friends drinking 3 bottles of wine, staggering home via the Indian and not remembering entering the building let alone having a conversation with a little Indian man, then falling sleep on your friends floor before waking up and puking all over their settee and laptop.
simply one of the best people you can possibly have in your life. she is kind, smart and amazing. she is supportive in many ways where other people isnt. i wouldnt choose anyone else over her. she is usually placed in the top 10, because of how smart she is.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.