simboobies 

Jake's boobies

*earth begins to shake*
p1: imagine all the titties that were bouncing during an earthquake

*earthquake starts*
p2:Aaaa imagine the simboobies

anyways go stream upper side dreamin'

simboobies by nihilist injeolmi November 9, 2021

shmoobies

Big and jiggly man boobs that are often flicked.

Wow, darius and javon have some big shmoobies!

shmoobies by Mikey12703 March 13, 2018

smoobies 

Sweaty man boobies. Much like moobies, but far worse.

I've noticed that since I've begun to lose weight, my smoobies are getting smaller. What should I do?

smoobies by Señor A. May 1, 2008

Smoobies 

Small boobies on attractive women. Typically b cup size or smaller and perky in nature. Women with smoobies can comfortably go out wearing sweaters with no bra and are confident about their bodies.

“I like girls with smoobies and a plum ass.”
“She’s just my type, perky smoobies and legs for days.”

Smoobies by Adam Fucking Ward August 16, 2020

smoobies 

Created as an alternative word for 'breasts' or 'boobies' or 'titties'. Some say it denotes 'smooth boobies', but this is not always the case, for all women have smoobies but they are not all smooth.

'Does this shirt make my smoobies look bigger?'

'I wish my smoobies were smaller..'

'Gimme dem smoobies!'

smoobies by Tdot February 11, 2005

simbolies 

Testicles!

-Hey John, how them simbolies hanging?

-Pretty high, it's jujuberries outside!

simbolies by Jane Marie. December 24, 2008