A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.

B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.

Oh man I am so sloofy I just want to stay in jammies and watch TV all day in bed.

Sloofy by Hollywoodkim October 25, 2018

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Sploofy

A feeling of ecstatic anticipation manifesting as butterflies in the stomach, usually in lieu of meeting someone you fancy after a long time.

Karina is feeling all sploofy about being in Mumbai on the 9th of April. It is likely though that being a functional flake, she hasn’t booked flight tickets yet.

Sploofy by cool_dude2612 March 27, 2019

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sploofy goofy

explaining the most goofy ass act of deviousness

bro this is so sploofy goofy i swear that starved dog can stun lock a high level boss

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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