silmai

thee baddest bitch. she’s sexy and she got the fatty. 2 in 1

Silmai is the sexiest person alive.

by 2sexy4this1ce November 22, 2021

Silmarillion

A masterpiece written by J.R.R. Tolkien and published by his son Christopher Tolkien, less known than The Lord of the Rings. It tells you how the Middle-earth was created and expands the knowledge of the events that took place in the First and Second Age.

If you have seen or read The Lord of the Rings and you haven´t read The Silmarillion.... you don't know anything about the Middle-earth.

by Narthalion August 15, 2004

SilMaster

Short for the two words "Silly Master." Or, depending on how you use it, it can mean Silly Masturbater. Mostly used while texting.

Ex 1:
"Laughing my fucking ass off, you're a silmaster at this game."

Ex 2: (Said by an Australian, or a British person.)
"Oi, get oveh he'e ye silmasta'"

by NoobHammer May 11, 2021

The Silmarillion

First published in 1977 after being constructed from J.R.R. Tolkien's notes by his son Christopher, The Silmarillion contains much of the history of Middle-Earth before the events of the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings. It is perhaps best thought of in terms of a modern history book constructed from several contradictory sources penned by people with agendas and bad filings systems; containing conjecture, racial stereotypes, claims of religious superiority, a lot of things ending in -ism, and the idea that Fingon was Gil-Galad's father.

Excluding the foreword, index of names and appendix, the book is divided into five main segments; Ainulindalë, Valaquenta, Quenta Silmarillion, Akallabêth, and Of The Rings Of Power And The Third Age.

Warning: contains conlangs and tears unnumbered.

While reading The Silmarillion people often cry themselves to sleep over the deaths of their favourite characters.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

silmiya

Someone who pukes a lot over just one beer

You are so silmiya! Stop drinking

by Cheesecake# December 25, 2021

Silmiya

The weirdest person on earth. Their friends are always proud to have them in their life because they are unique.

You are so silmiya! I’m lucky.

by Cheesecake# January 4, 2022

Silmiya

Simply an overthinker

Don’t be a silmiya. Elephants won’t appear on the road and kill you.

by Cheesecake# January 4, 2022