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In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.

The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.

silent assassin by DaTrueJDub April 21, 2007

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Silent Assassin

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.

Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!

Silent Assassin by rizzo fo shizzo November 23, 2006

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Silent Assassin

1) The second game in the HITMAN video game series.
2) A ranking in the HITMAN games only possible by killing just the targets and with no witnesses.
3) To ejaculate on somebody without their knowlage of said ejactulation.

1) I just bought 'Silent Assassin'.
2) I just got the 'Silent Assassin' ranking on 'House Of Cards'.
3) I just gave that bitch a silent assassin on the bus today. Sure didn't see that coming...

Silent Assassin by Comrade 47 March 12, 2008

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Silent Assassin

A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"

Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Silent Assassin by El Dr June 9, 2010

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silent assasin

If u leave a silent fart. The special thing of this kind of fart is that it smells more than the normal ones. Specially used as a "joke" in bathrooms as a first encounter. Always works.

"Did you hear my silent assasin? Probably not, but you are gonna smell it"

silent assasin by shuffeleur April 21, 2018

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Silent Killing Assassins

A long-term counter-strike knifing clan. The leader of this clan is Nato Suicidal.

I'm gonna go play in the Silent Killing Assassins clan Server and get pwned by its members.

Silent Killing Assassins by Ub3r 1337 hax0r September 28, 2006

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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