1 definition by rizzo fo shizzo

A man who waits in the closet while his friend has sex with a woman, masturbating, then jumps out when they finish and cums on her face.
Ted: Hey, I got a hot date tonight. You wanna be the silent assassin?
Bill: Hell yea, that bitch will never see it coming!
by rizzo fo shizzo November 22, 2006
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