sidewhacker

Those people in soft-core porns that are always off to the side, hiding behind the wall, whackin it while other people bang.

You see that Skinemax last Friday? Nothing but tits and sidewhackers.

by haroldrwiththehat October 28, 2020

Sidewalker

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.

He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.

by mr sawyer February 9, 2022

sidewalkerism

A non-religion which conveys to believers the promise of a new toaster without actually delivering the item. An internet term referring to one of the non-rules of the non-religion, Sidewalkerism.

I had my haircut today, which I know breaks the rules of Sidewalkerism.

by swamplizard January 8, 2007

sirewhacker

A term used when tubing and you go outside the wake.

Man, did you see that crazy sirewhacker?!? It threw me off the tube!

by sml-er July 25, 2010

Sidewalker

(n)A term used for those who work to ban smoking from sidwalks outside, including residential areas.

In March 2006, Calabasas, CA (pop. 25,000) passed a law banning smoking fro ALL outdoor public places. The city of Belmont, CA (pop. 25,000) followed almost two years later, extending the ban to also multi-unit housing, where ventilation is shared. There are more and more sidewalkers around.

by Daniel Hollander October 24, 2007