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side sausage

The male version of "side chick".
I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.
side sausage by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

South Side Sausage  

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
South Side Sausage by UD Master December 9, 2008

Sausage side 

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.
'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'
Sausage side by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022

pound of bacon with a side of sausage 

When a man pegs his lady friend, and then goes to town on that labia majora.
I saw Dopey last night and had a pound of bacon with a side of sausage.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026