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side braid next to ear 

Small braid worn on the side of a mans head behind his ear indicates he’s feeling sexual tension towards other men and wants to be dominated and gang raped by 13 multi-racial bikers with baby cocks .
The guy with a side braid next to ear is a fag
side braid next to ear by Dendai February 15, 2024

Side-door bragging 

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.
Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg 

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

Sidebrain ass 

A derogatory term used to describe someone perceived as not utilizing their full intellectual potential or making foolish decisions.
“Don't be such a sidebrain ass, think this through properly!“
Sidebrain ass by luvcats33 June 2, 2024

i like your sidebraid 

your hair is a total wreck and it looks totally hidious
"i like your sidebraid" kid says to teacher.
*turns to friend and both laugh, knowing the teacher hair is a wreck*