shwok 

crystal meth pipe

can i borrow your shwok

shwok by not1bah2 September 12, 2003

Shwok 

when you shit in a wok and sling it at your friends in a shwok fight

callum reloaded his shwok and smacked a turd right on jordans head.He is a great shwoker

Shwok by Dyl-weed March 5, 2008

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

shookaken 

What happens when you are so shook because something tried to shake you and you mix shook and shake into Shookaken

My ship finally kissed and I am Shookaken

shookaken by JustABeanThatKnowsSumWerds March 7, 2017

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shook one 

Phrase invented by east coast rappers Mobb Deep to signify someone who acts hardcore until they actually have to deal with the reality of "the life of diamonds and guns". A coward who is shaken up by the harshness of innner city life.

"He ain't a crook, son. He just a shook one." - Mobb Deep

shook one by Wooten July 10, 2004

shooketh to the coreth 

being shaken to the core in a shakespearean manner

The bass was so good i was shooketh to the coreth

shooketh to the coreth by big feet taneet June 18, 2017

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011