shwag fag

A word used to describe a homosexual guy that is being shwag.

Hey Vegas, stop birddogging me and sleeping on my couch, you're being such a shwag fag.

by C. Smizzcoff September 24, 2006

Swag Fag

A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.

Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.

Bob: The swag level is off the charts.

by SpankyMcNuts August 10, 2014

Swag Fag

A Person who bases their confidence on material items.

Swag Fag walks in wearing Bright purple jeans and Matching Hat. High top shoes colored as fugly as possible and chains everywhere. Tail may be included.

by FinalCut July 5, 2013

swag fag

A person who thinks they are so much cooler than they really are, and says 'swag' way too much.

Me: You see that table over there? All the swag fags sit there every day.

Friend: Yeah, I know.

Swag Fag 1: Cmon guys, lets get outta here! My mom told be to come home after school, but YOLO!

Swag Fag 2: SWAG!

by kylster April 30, 2013

Swag Fag

One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.

"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."

"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...

"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."

by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011

Swag Fag

Someone (probably a male) who overuses the term "swag"

Guy 1: Dude, I got beat up last night by an 11 year old....SWAG!

Guy 2: Swag Fag! -.-

by lalaland4286 December 9, 2012

Swag Fag Club

A large flock of brainless 'swag' fags.
Usually can be seen in town, while taking many selfies and wearing inappropriate clothing.
May also use the following phrases:
OMG, LOL, totes, gorge, etcetera.

"Did you see Vicky yesterday?"
"Yeah, see was hanging out with the swag fags."
"If she doesn't watch out she'll become a member of the Swag Fag Club."

by Amii Blu February 23, 2015