shwag fag
shwag fag by C. Smizzcoff September 24, 2006
Swag Fag
A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.
Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.
Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
Bob: The swag level is off the charts.
Swag Fag by SpankyMcNuts August 10, 2014
Related Words
shwag fag • schwag fag • Swag Fag Club • swag-faggery • swag-faggot • SwagFag • shag a fag • fag swag • fagshag • fag hag shag
Swag Fag
One who thinks he is better than everyone else based on the amount of artificial swag he has. This annoying personality trait is coupled with his obsessive use of the phrase "swag" in situations undeseriving of that title.
"Congratulations! You aced the math exam!"
"Swag."
"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...
"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
"Swag."
"Ugh, he's such a swag fag
...
"Hey Johnny you ready to go to Stop & Shop?"
(Johnny walks downstairs with skinny jeans, hightop jordans, a beater, gold chain, ears pierced, and a fohawk)
"Yeah dude, I thought I'd just dress up...grocery swag."
Swag Fag by squirrellover33 September 24, 2011
Swag Fag
Swag Fag by lalaland4286 December 9, 2012
Swag Fag Club
A large flock of brainless 'swag' fags.
Usually can be seen in town, while taking many selfies and wearing inappropriate clothing.
May also use the following phrases:
OMG, LOL, totes, gorge, etcetera.
Usually can be seen in town, while taking many selfies and wearing inappropriate clothing.
May also use the following phrases:
OMG, LOL, totes, gorge, etcetera.
"Did you see Vicky yesterday?"
"Yeah, see was hanging out with the swag fags."
"If she doesn't watch out she'll become a member of the Swag Fag Club."
"Yeah, see was hanging out with the swag fags."
"If she doesn't watch out she'll become a member of the Swag Fag Club."
Swag Fag Club by Amii Blu February 23, 2015
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