1 definition by SpankyMcNuts

Swag Fag

A guy that spends his life savings on a pair of beats headphones that he wears just as an accessory and says phrases such as "bro" and "brah" and sometimes wears a hat with a flat bill that's pointed strait up into the sky or even a beanie that is barley making contact with the sides of their head and is instead simply resting on top of their skull. Sometimes they wear sunglasses to hide their shame and simultaneously check out girls asses without them knowing because that's the closest they will get. They also sport a lanyard that dangles from their pocket all the way down to their socks and sometimes have a pair of ear buds hanging from the collar of their shirt even though they have beats on their ears 24/7. They usually rely on what they wear to feel like they are part of something and spend most of their time with girls but is always friendzoned.

Me: That kid with the beanie 6 inches off of his forehead and the beats solos is a compete swag fag.

Bob: The swag level is off the charts.

by SpankyMcNuts August 9, 2014