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poop shnaegel 

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
poop shnaegel by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009
Related Words
shwaesty • shwae • shwael • Shwaey • Orė-shwæx • Shae • Shaelyn • Shaela • shaek • shaelin
Someone not known to shy away from a challenge and there is nothing they cannot handle. Instead, a 'Shawez' stands firm and invites any challenge with their arms open. There is no mistake that people see them as courageous and responsible leaders. Lives its life with its chin up and its head first. The Shawez's also have a unique nature and are also headstrong.
That guy is leading them like a Shawez.
Shawez by Mark Mclean November 1, 2011

shae-ann 

Antisocial pessimist. Pushes people away to protect herself but only takes the right person to let her open up. But other than that she is cool and down to earth and any guy who falls in love and gets her, is the luckiest guy on earth.
I wish I had a shae-ann as a wife.
shae-ann by Shai876 March 28, 2017
Shae is a really nice girl who never backs down from a fight. She's very pretty but hates it when people tell her. She has trouble getting along with people at times but can be a total sweetie. She has big goals in life and will most likely achieve them if she keeps her focus. Shae is one of those girls that will be liked by a lot of boys in life. If she doesn't reject you then she will take a very long time to make a decision. She hates it when people are upset and she will go to the ends of the earth to make one person happy. She tries to make everyone happy but it doesn't always work. She gets very attached to her friends and will be there with a bat to hit anyone who made them upset. She looks weak but she's fierce believe me. You don't want to get on her nerves. She doesn't like to eat a lot and is usually very skinny and picky. But all in all everyone should have a Shae in their life. She is a very good companion and is friends with everyone.
See that girl over there? That's Shae she's a great friend!
Shae by Shae is gorgeous. May 27, 2015
Extremely pretty and sweet. But also extremely insecure and never wants to see others suffer. She won't believe any compliments given to her.
Look at shaelea she is so pretty
shaelea by Idkdefs June 15, 2014
Shae, is a very nice person. She loves to hangout with friends. She is very shy but a really fun person to be around once you get to know her. She is an amazing girlfriend. You want her as her friend, not your enemy.
I love Shae
Shae by Katt attack November 11, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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