Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.
Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.
Someone not known to shy away from a challenge and there is nothing they cannot handle. Instead, a 'Shawez' stands firm and invites any challenge with their arms open. There is no mistake that people see them as courageous and responsible leaders. Lives its life with its chin up and its head first. The Shawez's also have a unique nature and are also headstrong.
Antisocial pessimist. Pushes people away to protect herself but only takes the right person to let her open up. But other than that she is cool and down to earth and any guy who falls in love and gets her, is the luckiest guy on earth.
Shae is a really nice girl who never backs down from a fight. She's very pretty but hates it when people tell her. She has trouble getting along with people at times but can be a total sweetie. She has big goals in life and will most likely achieve them if she keeps her focus. Shae is one of those girls that will be liked by a lot of boys in life. If she doesn't reject you then she will take a very long time to make a decision. She hates it when people are upset and she will go to the ends of the earth to make one person happy. She tries to make everyone happy but it doesn't always work. She gets very attached to her friends and will be there with a bat to hit anyone who made them upset. She looks weak but she's fierce believe me. You don't want to get on her nerves. She doesn't like to eat a lot and is usually very skinny and picky. But all in all everyone should have a Shae in their life. She is a very good companion and is friends with everyone.
Shae, is a very nice person. She loves to hangout with friends. She is very shy but a really fun person to be around once you get to know her. She is an amazing girlfriend. You want her as her friend, not your enemy.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.