Shwad

The sexual act of hitting a women with your penis. Its an acronym form a rap song, used in a Chris Rock comedy special. The full acronym stands for "Smack Her With A Dick"

Ted: Last night the bitch was acting up so i Shwaded her to shut her up.

Jim: Hey Bitch! Dont make me Shwad you!

by AM & JP Productions January 12, 2011

Shwad

Slap her with a dick

I shwaded her and let a line of cum on her face.

by Boom to doom March 1, 2009

shwad

Shwad is an undefined word that can be used in any situation, and I mean shwad situation.

Did you see the size of his shwad?

Don't shwad with your shwad.

Remember, only the shwaddy shwadder down the street.

by andrewpthorp December 26, 2008

Shwad

Synonymous to Douche. Comes from the word douchewad.

-Timmy stole my cookies; what a shwad.
-Spencer Pratt is such a shwad.
-He was acting shwadish.

by Inventor of Shwad December 28, 2009

shwad

head

look at his big shwad

by shwaddywaddy May 11, 2022

shaddafuckup

This is the reply one should use when some idiot attempts to tell you how you should do something you already deal with on a regular basis and that they have never experianced and know nothing about.

Mr. Knowitall was once again getting on everyones nerves by telling them how they should complete the job when one individual shut him up by blurting out, "shaddafuckup".

by jpg3 May 11, 2011

shwads

it means whats up, or waddup

"shwads"
"nothing much, you?"

by Jasmine1234 February 18, 2010