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"nothing much, you?"
by Jasmine1234 February 18, 2010
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Shwastey

To be shwasted.
The state of being shwasted.
Portmanteau of both shitty and wasted.

See Shwasted.
That guy over there downed a whole fifth of capt'n mo's, he's pretty shwastey.
by YoOrDu May 25, 2009
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shwasty

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.
After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.
by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006
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shwastypants

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.
Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.
by you would like to know July 18, 2006
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Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.
when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick
by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009
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shwaste bin

a garbage bin designated for throwing up in, post-drinking session
Jim's had a little too much to drink; better put the shwaste bin next to his bed.
by Rm. 404B July 1, 2010
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Shwatsonlock

Noun.
A portmanteau for the slash or yaoi pairing between Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John Watson, from the original Sherlock Holmes books written by Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle.
Sherlock + Watson = Shwatsonlock

It can be argued whether Shwatsonlock is canon or merely fandom, but for this particular definition, I will simply describe it as fandom.

Usually, the term is used to describe a genre/pairing of Fanfiction stories, or Doujinshi.

There are a variety of different series/versions of movies and television shows made of Sherlock Holmes. So, while Shwatsonlock may define the general fandom romantic/sexual relationship between Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, the interpretation of these characters in fan works will vary from one series/version to another.

For example,
The Robert Downey Jr. interpretation of Sherlock Holmes is VERY different from that of the Jeremy Brett interpretation of Sherlock Holmes.

As such, when reading a Shwatsonlock story/comic, make sure to become aware of the version that the particular story/comic is based off of. Sometimes it makes a difference, sometimes it doesn't. But that is simply a small mindful note that I personally deem important.
I LOVE that scene where they're talking about boyfriends and girlfriends. That was TOTALLY proof of Shwatsonlock!
by Chikan666 March 13, 2011
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