shut on 

To turn on.

Shut on the light. Shut off the light.

shut on by Whatdoyoumeanhuh69 January 20, 2017

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Shut up woman, get on my horse. 

A website with no further intention than to provide you a place to enjoy wonderful horse pop (or lemonade). Byfar the single most amazing flash video ever created.

Look at my horse; my horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
“MMMmm! It tastes just like raisins!”
Have a stroke of it’s mane,
it turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again when you tug on it’s winky.
“Oooo that’s dirty!”
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made -
Sweet lemonade, mmmm sweet lemonade.
Sweet lemonade, yeah sweet lemonade.
Get on my horse I’ll take you ’round the universe -
and all the other places, too.
“I think you’ll find that the universe pretty much covers everything.”
Shut up woman, get on my horse.

Shut up woman, get on my horse. by zfrantz December 3, 2009

shut up woman get on my horse

A website containing the best flash video ever.
No, I don't think you understand, the BEST flash video EVER. Like in EVER, EVER. In the universe. EVER!!!

Best seen when high, because it gives you a F*ING ORGASM..... and an incredible thirst.... and crave for lemonade. Don't watch WHILE smoking, you'll laugh and blow the weed out!

- Duuuuuuuuuude, look at this!
- What the hell is that? A horse dick, a universe, LEMONADE !?!? Is that heaven !?!?
- Dude, it's Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse!
- What? XD

shut up woman get on my horse by horselicker666 November 8, 2010

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day 

A day on April 21st. Just shut up, dude

Dude 1: NATIONAL DISCORD MOD DAY!!

Dude 2: shut up, its National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day

National shut the fuck up and stop making up unfunny fake days on urban dictionary day by Troller7164 April 19, 2021

Shut up before i crank 90s on you 

It mean that you js really want to fuck the shit out of someone no cap cuh

shut up before i crank 90s on you in my room

Shut up before i crank 90s on you by hoe 2426 September 12, 2021

shut up and turn your grammarly back on

You spell like a fucking 6-year old. You need to turn on your Grammarly - (which by the way, is a browser extension that corrects your grammar).

example: hai ur so menn!!
example: Shut up and turn your Grammarly back on.

shut up and turn your grammarly back on by chubby.cows July 17, 2019