shuffluck

When you set your iTunes or iPod to shuffle mode, any by sheer luck, you get a group of good songs. When you actually find the song you want on your iPod Shuffle just by skipping to the next song.

I was trying to show Judy the new Job for a Cowboy song on my iPod Shuffle, with some shuffluck I found it in only two clicks.

by TranscendTheIllusion January 6, 2010

Shuffuck

A phenomenon that takes place in a club or party. The phenomenon starts when shuffle music, for example "Party Rock", gets played and then everyone in the vicinity with the inability to shuffle proceeds to kick madly everywhere, causing embarrassment, pain and emotional hilarity.

"Dude, what happened to your leg?"
"I went to that club last night, it was a total shuffuck"

"That guy is a shuffucker"
"How do you know?"
"His shoe hit my face"

by Banzboy02 December 20, 2011

stuffucking

The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly (see also Fugly).

I couldn't get it up so i started stuffucking her

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Shufflecock

1. Verb. Giving a guy head and then leaving him hard with his pants down around his ankles. Usually occurs when male is inebriated, causing him to "shuffle" around the room with junk exposed. Includes: shufflecocked, shufflecocking, et al.

Example:
GF1: "Eric was a real dick at the party. So I shufflecocked that douche."
GF2: "That's almost as bad as blue balls."

by BigRed20 June 23, 2007

Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.

Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.

by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011

Shufflecore

a type of music that isn’t intense enough to get you to dance, but just prevalent enough to get a little shuffle out of anyone.

The guy who was playing shufflecore at yesterday’s party seemed pretty zooted.

by tastygreens July 28, 2018

Shudfuck

(verb): the act of coming to a party with one dude who you are in an unstable relationship with and leaving with another dude while shuffling in an amateur matter. Similar to the act of being cucked but the victim is left at the party and only witnesses the shuffling that is described as just OK.

I feel bad for you but she has been trying to shudfuck all of us for awhile.

This party has some bad vibes and we are unstable, time to start shudfucking.

Wow I thought she was way better at shuffling, that was definitely a shudfuck if I've ever seen one.

by TheOnlyDog March 7, 2021