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Shrooging 

The act of rapid-stroke masturbation with the goal of continued consecutive ejaculations. The threshold for when shrooging starts is usually considered to be five ejaculations, but it differs based on the experience level of the shrooger. A shrooger typically becomes one with his genitalia around ten ejaculations and enters a trance-like shroog state.
I couldn’t help my grandma up when she fell out of her chair because I was four climaxes deep into my shrooging sesh.
Shrooging by AvidShrooger March 14, 2024

Shooting the rodeo 

Coined by RedLetterMedia. During the production of a movie, filming scenes at large public events to increase the production value of your of your work without substantially increase the production budget.
We’re going to be shooting the rodeo today during the city’s annual St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

Straightforward shooting weekend 

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.
Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

School shootings 

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
School shootings by Kiddownunder November 18, 2019

School shooting 

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
“The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

SCHOOL SHOOTING”
School shooting by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019

Shooting tadpoles at the moon. 

As he gazed into the starry night and gave a final squeeze and tug to his blood-engorged cock, long streams of spooge squirted skyward. He felt as though he were shooting tadpoles at the moon.

School Shooting 

Sorry to say but school shooting is so american now. Its non stop. And no i am not racist.
Eric: Hey dylan, wanna go on a school shooting?
Dylan: Nigga im dead.
Eric: Ok
School Shooting by Alien Weed April 27, 2019
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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