Shrimped up 

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

Shrimped up by norambuena April 14, 2023

shrimped up 

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

shrimped up by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Shrimped me up

Something or someone being so horrible the sight of it immediately made their dick soft.

“Wow that picture shrimped me up.”
“That bitch shrimped me up.”

Shrimped me up by Ur_rarted January 3, 2021