Definitions by norambuena
Sesame sneeds
Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack. A term originally coined by the late philosopher and bachelor Matthew Robert Rose.
"Sesame sneeds are a great lunchtime snack.
My mum puts them in my lunchtime pack.
I love them so much, I could eat a whole sack.
Don't judge me, just give me slack."
My mum puts them in my lunchtime pack.
I love them so much, I could eat a whole sack.
Don't judge me, just give me slack."
Sesame sneeds by norambuena April 14, 2023
Shrimped up
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
Shrimped up by norambuena April 14, 2023