shrinkage 

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

shrinkage by thatsright December 26, 2004

Shrekkie 

A title belonging to one who participates actively in the Shrek fandom, writing Shrek fanfiction, worshiping the Almighty Shrek, Shreking people in counter-strike, etc.

Derived from "Trekkie" and to a lesser extent "Furry" (see: Shreksually Active)

Dude, are you like, a Shrekkie or a Brogre?

Man, a little from column A and a little from column B.

A bishreksual, then?

Shrekkie by Timothy Brentwood August 19, 2014

shrekage 

Only the upmost type of wreckage to truly describe ones situation .It is dervived from 'shrek'd' and 'Wreckage'. This can only be used when one has no other way of explaining the wreckage one has just received.

' bro he just delivered some hardcore shrekage'

shrekage by Theswagyeti March 9, 2015

shrinkage 

when the male sex organ gets smaller due to cold temperature

Give him a break, it's just shrinkage!

shrinkage by lisagirl April 7, 2003

Shekkake 

Shekkake is when a bunch of girls (3 or more) take their turns to squirt on a man (or woman), usually on his/her face. Like with the male counterpart, bukkake, Large numbers of participants are usually encouraged.

Them bitches pulled a total shekkake on me. It was the best night of my life.

Shekkake by fdood February 13, 2010

Seasonal Shrinkage 

The proven theory that penises are smaller during winter and therefore cant be measured reliably during these months.

It was the first time she saw my penis, but due to seasonal shrinkage i made a bad impression.

Seasonal Shrinkage by Carl Pontusson August 15, 2017

shrinkage 

What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.

"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"

shrinkage by Octopod November 21, 2003