bishreksual

When someone is attracted to Shrek no matter his gender. the one true sexuality

person A: I'm straight
Person B: There is only bishreksual *stabs him*
Shrek: Watches, being shrexy

by Who was phone May 11, 2022

Bishreksual

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

by Bishreksual March 03, 2018

BiShreksual

When you're bisexual, but the only male you love is Shrek.

Guy one: hey you seem pretty cute
Guy two: sorry, I'm bishreksual, Shrek is the only man for me
Guy one: :(

by candlehead December 03, 2020

Bishreksual

When a Man/Woman/Transgender/Other likes men, woman and has sexual feelings for shrek.

Person 1: I'm bishreksual
Person 2: I'm bisexual
Shrek: I am shrek
Groot: I am groot

by CookieTheKitty March 28, 2015

Bishreksual

where you are sexually attracted to Shrek

"hey, are you gay?"
"nah im bishreksual"

by Xocrone May 13, 2020

Bishreksual

When you're attracted to both one gender and shrek. If you're a bishreksual girl, you're attracted to both guys and Shrek, and if you're a bishreksual guy, you're attracted to both girls and Shrek

It was hard coming out to my parents and telling them I was bishreksual, but eventually they decided that it's better that I'm attracted to girls and Shrek than it would be if I was attracted to guys and girls

by The Moister Oyster July 10, 2015

Bishreksual

Being attracted to Shrek twice... because once isn't enough.

Fiona is bishreksual and wants to take 2 massive chomps out of his celery cock.

by hihenryitsjosie May 10, 2020