Shrek the Third 

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

Shrek the Third by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

Shrek the Third 

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

Shrek the Third by ImObsessed April 26, 2021

Shrek the Third 

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

Shrek the Third by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Shrek the Third 

Not even the SCP Foundation can contain this

Shrek the Third is not just one of the worst sequels ever, but also a terrible fan fiction that was somehow animated with a big enough budget

Shrek the Third by BlankCanvas742 November 26, 2021

Hop on Shrek the Third 

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

Hop on Shrek the Third by UltimateKeyboard May 3, 2022

Shreck the Third 

Following shrecked and shreck two'ed, an event in which the affected person is heavily under the influence of alcohol and marijuana, and proceeds to defecate on someone's chest, preferably at a party.

Jesus, dude. You missed a real shitshow last night - Katherine was Shreck the Third. She crapped all over Christian's chest!

Shreck the Third by motleyfuel January 7, 2009