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one's own pet or familiar aquaintance, associated with an air of abnormality and a unique nick-name for only one of your friends.
'emmo you are my shpuddle. Are you proud to be my shpuddle? *blinks rapidly in an anticipating fashion* '
shpuddle by emmo January 31, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
To work inefficiently or to work hard and achieve nothing
That Reg sure knows how to spuddle well
Spuddle by The last guy June 14, 2021

spuddlegruncher 

The beginning of a massive headache when one realizes he’s started a sophisticated linguistic debate with an insufferable pedant who refuses to accept that linguistics goes beyond basic grammar the person learned in elementary school.
The guy insisted “anyways” isn’t a word and I realized I was developing a spuddlegruncher.
spuddlegruncher by yo yo g January 13, 2020
A West country word meaning to waste time and not get on with the task at hand. Leads to spuddler, spuddled spuddly etc.
Look at old Mrs Jones, spuddling at the gate.
Oh, she's a right old spuddler.

Or to children - Stop spuddling and get on with your homework.
spuddle by floflumpit January 31, 2010
To cause trouble, to bicker. A verb (Spuddler), one who spuddles
Young children bickering with siblings would often be scolded for 'spuddling'
Spuddle by Oxford Concise Dialect December 22, 2004

shnuddle 

To rub noses in a romantic way. AKA an Eskimo kiss
Hey babycakes, my nose is cold, wanna shnuddle?
shnuddle by Love Pumpkin December 6, 2007
A puddle of shit.
"Hey dude, where's Mike? I don't know, wallowing in his own shuddle?"
Shuddle by Rhodekil August 23, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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