parp

usually associated with emmo, although this is not through emmos own fault. The nooper came up with this marvy terminology, and tends to use it an awful lot.

*holds nose and rasps violently* 'did you parp AGAIN? emmo? did you?'

by emmo January 31, 2004

Vibe Tribe

Is the female equivalent of a “spank bank.” It is a list of people a woman may imagine when masturbating, usually with a vibrator.

Damn, Dave’s looking fine tonight. I think I gotta add him to my vibe tribe.

by Emmo July 02, 2020

Emotional Helen Keller

A person (typically a man) who is completely unable to communicate feelings of any kind. Nothing's getting in, and nothing's getting out.

You think your boyfriend is emotionally retarded? I told Bob I loved him, and he started talking about pizza. He is an emotional Helen Keller.

by Emmo April 14, 2013

Tal-Cum

An orgasm so dry, you swear it could be powder. It results when a man has blown his load a lot in a short amount of time.

By the fourth time that weekend, Dave was pretty much dealing his girlfriend straight Tal-Cum.

by Emmo April 19, 2014

shpuddle

one's own pet or familiar aquaintance, associated with an air of abnormality and a unique nick-name for only one of your friends.

'emmo you are my shpuddle. Are you proud to be my shpuddle? *blinks rapidly in an anticipating fashion* '

by emmo January 31, 2004