shower rod

The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.

Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.

Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

shower rod by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 11, 2010

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Minnesota Shower Rod

When a male truck driver takes a Viagra and experiences an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours, he then has sex repeatedly in a 4x6 hotel shower trying to relieve his massive boner.

After my long drive to Minneapolis, I had me one hell of a Minnesota Shower Rod when I saw my mistress.

Minnesota Shower Rod by xah639 February 12, 2013

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showerbod

A state in which one has just finished showering and is still slightly wet and wrapped in towels.

"I'm almost ready, I have to change! I'm still in showerbod."

showerbod by Madds! August 3, 2007

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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