A combination of a female receiving a golden shower from one person (male) while a second person (male) is motorboating her.

Also known as a Montreal shower boat

Unfortunately, Grace was not up for some showerboating last night.

showerboat by J VanderSnoogen September 2, 2011

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Showerpooling

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.

"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

Showerpooling by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012

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showerbation

The act of masterbation in the shower or bath.

Chris was showerbating, so it took him forever to get ready.

showerbation by Shmoblar August 26, 2005

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showerburn

The painful sensation that one receives while showering after getting a sunburn.

Tina got a nasty showerburn yesterday because she laid out for too long on the beach-- when she got in the shower and felt the water on her body, it hurt like nothing else in this world.

showerburn by jacattack2811 August 10, 2010

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showerfoot

An unpleasant condition affecting one's feet after having taken a shower. When one fails to properly dry the bottoms of one's feet and proceeds to walk across a carpeted area, dust, lint, and other tiny miscellaneous scraps will cling to the bottoms. This disgusting phenomenon is common in male dorm rooms, where vacuuming is infrequent at best.

Mike: "Damn dude, I forgot to dry my feet and now there's random crud all over them. I hate showerfoot."

Solomon: "Well, you wouldn't have such a problem with showerfoot if you'd learn to vacuum your floor once in a while. Or you could just dry your feet more thoroughly."

showerfoot by chiggidy chad August 24, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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