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show me your shower head 

Is code to ask a male to show his genitals, particularly his penis
Hey dude wanna show me your shower head? No! I'm not showing you my pens! Stop texting me!

Let me show you my shower curtain... 

"I'm coming over later."

"Let me show you my shower curtain... ;)"
"I'll bring my sex shorts."

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.
Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

Shower Meditation

Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.

National shower meryem with affection day 

November 7th is National shower Meryem with affection day. On this day you gotta shower anyone named meryem with a shit ton of affection but they have to have a ginger cat otherwise they SUCK πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•
random person: omg it’s november 7th
someone who isn’t kore: AYEEE ITS NATIONAL SHOWER MERYEM WITH AFFECTION DAY 😜😜

California Shower Method 

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.