shower, shake, and shit

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While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.

Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.

shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower

Acceptable variations:

- Shower shake shit

- Shower, shake, and shit.

- SSS, 3S, S³

"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"

"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."

shower, shake, and shit by Careem Bob April 12, 2019

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shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

shit shower and shave by Kevin July 26, 2004

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shit, shave, shower and shine

Originating in the U.S. Army of WWII, this is the shorthand slogan to describe the hygiene preparation an enlisted soldier must do to ready himself for a military inspection by superiors.

"Shine" refers to the careful and thorough polishing of one's black military boots.

Now it has entered civilian use to mean preparation for any important social event in which one must look good, often abbreviated nowadays to just "shit, shave and shower".

Soldier 1: "We've got an inspection later today from the brass."

Soldier 2: "Guess it's time to shit, shave, shower and shine."

shit, shave, shower and shine by david lincoln brooks February 18, 2013

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shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

shit shave shower and wank by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

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shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

shit shower shave and shampoo by blommy May 22, 2005

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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