by derekforever1 November 14, 2011
Get the short swan mug.A disease that only exists in people that are shorter than average height. Symtoms include easily becoming angry at others, trying to hard to prove yourself, doing anything you can to hide your height.
by Ben Councel September 24, 2011
Get the shortsman disease mug.Related Words
A dude called tai who gets rejected everywhere he goes and is scared of anyone called cooper and his amazing girlfriend jessie .
by Shortwang January 13, 2018
Get the shortwang mug.Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon
Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches
I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.
by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013
Get the Ron Swanson Shot mug.