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Short Fuck 

When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later

Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Short Fuck by Eavon June 2, 2016
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Fuck short people day

On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
Person 1: Dude, its fuck short people day
Short person: oh hell no
Fuck short people day by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020

Fuck Short People 

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.
Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.
Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

short dick bitch fuck 

An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out
Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
short dick bitch fuck by heartsluv January 15, 2010

National fuck a short girl day 

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know
Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

sport fuck 

Casual sex, usually with a friend or other person that requires no commitment to anything more than having a good time.
Sport fucking is extremely popular on college campuses, especially at frat parties.

Me and Tyrell only sport fucked to pass the time- we knew there wuz no future in it and that wuz cool.
sport fuck by kitty September 26, 2004

sport fuck 

I knew it was a sport fuck when he started laughing at me.
sport fuck by h-town187 May 15, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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