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OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE 

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VIBRATORS

DILDOS

PENS

PENCILS

COINS

PEBBLES

BROOMSTICK HANDLE

FISHING ROD HANDLE

UMBRELLA HANDLE

TOOTHBRUSH HANDLE

HOCKEY STICK HANDLE

FINGERS

SMALL GLASS JAR

TEST TUBE

SCREWDRIVER HANDLE

STIFF COCKS

CIGAR

BANANA
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Cristiano Ronaldo's birth name. It means "Sex now" in Portuguese.
"BUY EVERYTHING AT SHOPEE!"
Shopee by cringe terminator September 17, 2019

Shoreditch Samurai 

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).
Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"
Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015

Heart shaped soda tab

When someone gives you a soda tab in the shape of a heart glued together (with both middle parts intact) it means they are asking you to be their significant other ( or just simply expressing their feelings)
“Yea they gave me a heart shaped soda tab, we’re dating now”

No Scoped 

Getting a headshot with a sniper rifle without using the scope/zoom.

The most prestigious way to no scope an opponent is while using a Scout in counterstrike.
-Bonus points for jumping while noscoping. -Extra points for doing it across the map. -Pro status if noobs say you hack.
1337Gamer - "f, I just got no scoped"
Counterstrike announcer - "HUMILIATION"
No Scoped by drewbatooba April 29, 2009

pear shaped 

A British expression used to indicate that something has gone horribly wrong with a person's plans, most commonly in the phrase "It's all gone pear shaped." The origin is unclear, but one theory says that it is RAF slang relating to the difficulty of performing aerobatic loops, which were described as "pear shaped" if executed imperfectly.
"Howard Dean must have thought he was a shoo-in for the Democratic presidential nomination, but somehow in the primaries it all went pear shaped."
pear shaped by Mooseboy February 11, 2004