shooting craps

Horrible diarrhea forcibly ejected from the bowels, generally after eating at a shady Las Vegas buffet.
"Where'd Nicola go?"

"After that all-you-can-eat surf-n-turf, I'm pretty sure he's shooting craps."
by Ohmyno September 01, 2013
Get the shooting craps mug.

piss-shooting crap-wrangler

A man who performs anal intercourse on another man while having to urinate badly. Then instead of ejaculating , they just shoot piss.
Last night i was with another one of those piss-shooting crap-wranglers.... now i have to go to the eye doctor
by Tony Brinklehoff January 13, 2008
Get the piss-shooting crap-wrangler mug.

Shoot the crap

To make phatic/small talk.
"We'll just sit there and shoot the crap for a couple of hours."
by grapeshotwhiff August 15, 2006
Get the Shoot the crap mug.

crap shoot

Something that is random, not based on skill. People think this refers to an asshole (where your crap shoots out), but it's actually a reference to the dice-rolling game called Craps.
by EGarrett June 13, 2004
Get the crap shoot mug.

crap shoot

slim chance of occurance
Betting on the horses is a crap shoot
by Roger of Moore's Law April 27, 2004
Get the crap shoot mug.

Crap Shoot

A crap shoot is a view of the future, seeing it as variable and dynamic, and totally unforeseeable. Besides the fact that it is slightly more black than the present.
"What are you doing friday?"

"I don't know. it's a crap shoot."
by Frank Rider August 22, 2009
Get the Crap Shoot mug.

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions
Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.
by itisi November 13, 2007
Get the crap shoot mug.