Shmeah 

a word you use when your talking to someone and you know what you want to say but, you dont want to say it out loud so everyone can hear it.

guy 1: "ouch!!! Son of a shmeah!!!"
guy 2: "what? what happend?"
guy 1: "i stubbed my toe"

girl : "your stupid"
guy : (mumbling)"shmeah you"

Shmeah by the chad rules June 26, 2007

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

Shmeag 

Noun
1. An individual or group (plural) demonstrating intrusive or otherwise unappealing behaviors characteristic of popular mainstream culture/society.

2. A tourist.

see also: Shmeagery
A display of loud, raucous, obnoxious, or obstreperous behavior by any one or more persons, particularly in a setting that is otherwise tranquil or remote.

This hidden beach is so beautiful. Too bad it’s become overrun with shmeags

I’d love to go to that concert, but I don’t think I could handle the shmeagery.

Shmeag by ofamountain August 23, 2018

shmeak 

anything shorter than a schlong

have you seen that dude's shmeak?

shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018

old shmeagle 

1: (noun) a man or woman who does not understand personal boundaries or space. Someone who reveals too much personal information with strangers and does not pick up on social cues.

2: (adj) anyone who is currently annoying you, acting inappropriate, being a weirdo, and/or creep. This is a term you use behind someone's back.

That guy who is standing too close to me, he is such an old shmeagle.

old shmeagle by Old shmeagle June 28, 2014

Shmeatstick 

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

Shmeatstick by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Trail of Shmears 

A extensive tale tail trail of sticky residue left by someone's fingers after they have either prepared or eaten food/drink. Shmears are plentiful. and Persons responsible can easily be identified because of multiple fingerprints left in the goo.

Brian has been snacking again, I recognize his fingerprint in the trail of Shmears all over the refrigerator.

Trail of Shmears by Roosrandicand September 13, 2016