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The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.
Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.
by sailingfool September 10, 2009
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A set of boobs that are SOOOO large that their jiggle is distracting you to the point you can't help smiling and laughing while she's bitching you out. Which makes her really mad of course and bitchier!!
I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those bitch boobs.
by sailingfool January 25, 2011
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