Definitions by sailingfool

bitch boobs 

A set of boobs that are SOOOO large that their jiggle is distracting you to the point you can't help smiling and laughing while she's bitching you out. Which makes her really mad of course and bitchier!!

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on those bitch boobs.

bitch boobs by sailingfool January 25, 2011

shmingle 

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

shmingle by sailingfool September 9, 2009