shmecal 

Little Jewish boy penis

Wow that is the smallest shmecal I have ever seen

shmecal by Fatmat December 31, 2013

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

SHMECKLE COPY MARK 

When a fellow co-worker copies his man finger on the office copy machine and leaves a member print of himself on the glass.

"Wow we did not think that Stan would actually copy his dong on the copier!!!However there is a shmeckle copy mark still left there thanks Stan.

SHMECKLE COPY MARK by Lilly31 August 11, 2006

Shmeckldorfed

To be tricked or bamboozled in the stupidest way.

Dude we totally got shmeckldorfed yesterday

Shmeckldorfed by doucheNOdouche February 23, 2009

shmeckle 

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

shmeckle by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

shmeckledecker 

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

shmeckledecker by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005

shmegally 

everything and anything.

(Verb) "hey shamu, what are you up to?"

"oh ya know, just shmegallying"

(Noun) "hey talls whatcha drinking?"

"Oh just a shmegally, its really hot"

(Adjective) "Damn girl you look shmegal today, HOT"

shmegally by Shmegallian November 23, 2011