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Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.
Cum here shmatty ;)
Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019
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The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.
Oh Shmatty cum here.
Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019
Noun
Yiddish
1. a rag
2. anything shabby
3. (Clothing & Fashion) (modifier) clothes: a jocular use the shmatte trade
"Can I use that shmattas to clean this?"
"We're poor now so we must wear shmattas"
"That shmattas looks good on you!"

Another word for shmattas is shmatte

shmackta 

pizazz; charisma; smooth, confident relaxed yet engaging essence.
When he walked into the buzzing briefing room all conversation stopped and they waited for him to give some sign. He wasn't dressed in an outstanding manner nor had he outstanding features or purpose; he had shmackta.
shmackta by vampshank June 30, 2005

shmatter 

when you have a little bit of something that runs down your lip/chin
look at that shmatter all up in his grill
shmatter by Tom Cole February 25, 2008

Shmattering 

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse
"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
Shmattering by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009