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Being super wasted or baked
Damn bro I’m so shmactt right now
shmactt by Sethii shmactt August 1, 2022
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Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.
Cum here shmatty ;)
Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019
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The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.
Oh Shmatty cum here.
Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019
Noun
Yiddish
1. a rag
2. anything shabby
3. (Clothing & Fashion) (modifier) clothes: a jocular use the shmatte trade
"Can I use that shmattas to clean this?"
"We're poor now so we must wear shmattas"
"That shmattas looks good on you!"

Another word for shmattas is shmatte

shmackta 

pizazz; charisma; smooth, confident relaxed yet engaging essence.
When he walked into the buzzing briefing room all conversation stopped and they waited for him to give some sign. He wasn't dressed in an outstanding manner nor had he outstanding features or purpose; he had shmackta.
shmackta by vampshank June 30, 2005

shmatter 

when you have a little bit of something that runs down your lip/chin
look at that shmatter all up in his grill
shmatter by Tom Cole February 25, 2008

Shmattering 

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse
"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"
Shmattering by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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