shmackta 

pizazz; charisma; smooth, confident relaxed yet engaging essence.

When he walked into the buzzing briefing room all conversation stopped and they waited for him to give some sign. He wasn't dressed in an outstanding manner nor had he outstanding features or purpose; he had shmackta.

shmackta by vampshank June 30, 2005

Smacktard 

a person who is seen to be special and mentally retarded. they are easily idenifiable by the lack of common sense and geographical knowledge eg. the lake district is in scotland. they will also repeatidly ask you to pass them their imaginary rifle when encountered with a fox or similar creature. you are recommended not to approach one for the fact that they will cling to you like a leech until death do you part.

MILLER the lemon is a smacktard
Miller you a smacktard

Smacktard by mr jack daniel December 28, 2005

smacktacular 

SMAK-TAK-YOU-LAR Ad-verb. - When finding the opposite sex butt sooooo nice that you are forced into action, usually resulting in a proper spanking.

Marilyn's butt is sooooo hot, I had to pop it. That thing is smacktacular.

smacktacular by Moabdibb December 26, 2009

Smacktard 

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

Smacktard by Money$hot July 22, 2004

Shmocktail 

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

Shmocktail by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

smacktard 

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

smacktard by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

smacktarded 

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

smacktarded by Cait November 23, 2004