shlurp my shmeat

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus
"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"
by tekritin February 07, 2018
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Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself
Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.
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