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when you are stuck at half chub
dude, she totally left me shlopy
shlopy by mikennikeback June 24, 2021
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shlop balls 

during oral the female/male spits on the balls of the male and proceeds to rub them
damn my girl just gave me some shlop balls!
shlop balls by coopthepoop December 3, 2016
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this shlop is kush 

meaning “damn, this head is fire” or “this bj feels like heaven

wtf
will to his ex gf: “damn this shlop is kush rn”
this shlop is kush by Keybotron January 15, 2022
'Shnopy' is a god that is known for it's very odd behavior and name. The followers of 'Shnopy' are known as 'Shnopes'. The main religion that 'Shnopy' teaches is known as 'Shnopyism'. Followers of 'Shnopy' have to pray 2 times each day, and can't drink alcoholic beverages.
"Shnopy is my god!"

"I believe in the religion that Shnopy teaches"
Shnopy by Ylitz December 13, 2017

shlop bop 

The act of giving someone Oral sex that is so pleasing that it is irresistible. The best form of Oral sex possible. Shlop bop is very messy and can result in saliva and ejaculation to be everywhere. No other form of head compares to this. It is better than normal top. Often used in western Pa.
Yo (insert girls name) was giving me that shlop bop last night!
shlop bop by Stanbreezy June 27, 2017
The act of a female performing fellatio on a male.

Whether the female swallows or spits is irrelevant in this scenario.

The term is usually used for when promiscuous girls perform this act. A.k.a skets or sluts
Yo g I know we been boys for time but I gotta be honest with u still

Your sister gives certi shloppz. She gave me shloppz last night
Shloppz by Sir Shloppz A Lot November 14, 2018

shlop sisters 

two girls who gave the same boy head
julia: omg u gave ____ head?
sab: omg yes u too??
julia: yes!! shlop sisters!!!
shlop sisters by midati June 4, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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