shlong island tea 

Long island tea but poured down the back of a hairy (and fat) individual and collected at the base the perineum. This concoction trickles through the channels between one's back hair before making its way through the buttcrack. It is collected as it drops from the area between the anus and the genital organ. The more inadequate one's toilet hygiene is, the more potent. This process is repeated until the desired concentration of shit particles is attained.

Samuel wondered how shit tasted with long island so Alexi had made him a shlong island tea by pouring it down his back and through his butt before letting him drink it.

shlong island tea by Smewsailing August 20, 2013

Shlong Island Iced Tea 

A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple

Chad: “man, I served up some Shlong Island Iced Tea for Kate last night”
Dave: “nice one bro”

Shlong Island Iced Tea by Hank28 February 13, 2021