Definitions by Hank28
Andy Murray Syndrome
Applies to athletes who would have been recognized as the best at their respective sport at some point in their career had they not played in the exact era that they did. Named after Andy Murray because he had the misfortune of playing against Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic throughout their primes. Murray was near-universally recognized as the 4th best player in the world throughout his prime, but only briefly ranked 1st in the ATP standings due to the unparalleled talent of his contemporaries
Wayne Rooney is a prime example of a sufferer of Andy Murray Syndrome. Had Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in another era, Rooney surely would’ve been the best in the world for a year or two
Andy Murray Syndrome by Hank28 August 2, 2024
bring your own guts
Term coined by Clemson football coach Dabo Swinney to describe the mindset players should have for game-day. Clemson will give players on scholarship free tuition, but only the players themselves can bring toughness and determination to their game. BYOG means that players should play hard-nosed football with tenacity and spirit
Dabo: We give you stipends, and meals, and a place to live. We give you nice uniforms. I can’t give you guts. And I can’t give you heart. And tonight, hey, it was B.Y.O.G. Bring your own guts
bring your own guts by Hank28 November 28, 2023
Shlong Island Iced Tea
A play-on-words, combining the popular cocktail Long Island Iced Tea, and shlong, a humorous term for penis. It refers to an unusually large amount of ejaculate consumed by a woman after oral sex. It can be from one male or multiple
Shlong Island Iced Tea by Hank28 February 13, 2021
Dub City
Dub City can either be an entire town/city, a university, or a neighbourhood with a high number of ugly girls compared to the number of hot chicks. It’s generally an area you won’t find attractive girls because all of the good-looking ones are already in a relationship
Toronto Invitation
When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance
Toronto Invitation by Hank28 December 1, 2019