shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

shlong diddy kong

what you’d call a guy that you are trying to get with, who is extremely sexy and beautiful.

sarah: i think chad is such a shlong diddy kong
becky: oh yeah you should talk to him, he’s really sexy

by motomotolikesu March 18, 2019

Diddy Shlong

A YouTube rapper who makes rap songs that usually have terrible beats. Often seen on a track with fellow YouTube rapper Semen Demon.

Did you hear that new Diddy Shlong?

by Diddy Shlong August 5, 2020