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slang for masturbation. deriven from the word shlak the sound that comes up when you masturbate.

a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?
a) eize shlak eveti! haval al azman!
b) ma kara? shlakim?
shlakim by koko October 31, 2004
Words you can keep
Very smart. Outgoing and pretty as ever. Goddess of sex. Easy to talk to. Nicest person until you piss her off. Very loyal and can be really stubborn . Usually have an really cute shape and nice butt
Shakima is so pretty but her attitude can be ugly
shakima by Womanizer Phil December 13, 2013
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Shakima is a very caring girl, When she’s in a relationship she cares too much for her partner, she loves a guy who cares and loves her back the same way she does to him. Shakima is a very cute girl and she can be sexy with her partner whenever she wants. She is very sensitive too and likes boys that are athletic.
Wish I was Shakima!

Shakima gets all the guys!
Shakima by Urgirlduh June 20, 2019
A Trap nigga a man who represents his block... But also protects his own.. He is a very creative attractive and funny... Easily angered and is always laid back
Man that shakim is very creative
shakim by -mopimpin March 30, 2016
Shakim is a sexy genuine guy who loves hard and want nothing but the best in life. He is someone who is always hard on him self and wants nothing but success. He is the type of person you have a link up with and end up falling in love. Treat him right and that goes for friends, and relationships and he will share his world.
Shakim
Shakim by Unknown 56 November 23, 2021

shlakin da glaknoid 

firmly tugging on your or someone elses penis until spilling baby batter
i saw your mom in a german shizer video and need to relive my balls so i comenced to shlakin da glaknoid
shlakin da glaknoid by demon jagger October 16, 2008

Shlakum Sneeze

The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
Shlakum Sneeze by Shlakum 22 September 27, 2019
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B)
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A)
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