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shkrekt

When you're a greedy ass mofo and you think you're a Master of the Universe until, in one fell sweep Lady Karma delivers sweet sweet justice on your deserving behind and hors d'oeuvres made of pure schadenfreude are enjoyed by all in attendance.
Martin Shkreli thought he could make a quick buck by raiding the price of an AIDS drug by 5000% overnight. That is, until the media shitstorm rained on his parade, leading to his indictment of securities fraud by the government. In short, Shkreli got SHKREKT.
by DarkKnight7 May 22, 2016
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shkrekt

When you're a greedy ass mofo and you think you're a Master of the Universe until, in one fell sweep Lady Karma delivers sweet sweet justice on your deserving behind and hors d'oeuvres made of pure schadenfreude are enjoyed by all in attendance.
Martin Shkreli thought he could make a quick buck by buying a live-saving AIDS drug and then raising the price by 5000% for US insurers overnight. That is, until the media shitstorm rained on his parade and Shkreli was indicted for securities fraud. In short, Marty Shkreli got SHKREKT.
by DarkKnight7 May 22, 2016
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shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.
"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"
by Based shrek December 18, 2014
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Shrektile Dysfunction

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.
Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"
by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014
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Shrekt

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.
Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!
by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014
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shrektual

He is being so shrektual lately.
by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015
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Shrekt

To experience an utterly devastating, cruel and or violent defeat.
Hitler was shrekt when the Russians arrived at his bunker.
by StannistheKing June 30, 2015
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