shiverment 

very cold and excited at the same time; shivering in fact.

I am shivermenting.

shiverment by kathleen marcellino January 2, 2007

Divine Shitervention 

When you have to go #2 during an inescapable situation, and something happens that allows you to get to the bathroom.

Man, last night I was on the phone with my mom and I had to take a dump really bad. Thankfully, I had an incident of divine shitervention and her battery died.

Divine Shitervention by PantsMan.EXE July 5, 2011