Shitzer

Taking shower after taking a shit, an environmentally friendly procedure since the use of toilet paper will be eliminated.

Frat brother 1: Yo Chad hurry up we're going to be late for your initiation.
Frat brother 2: No worries bro he's coming out right after taking a shitzer.

by James McGlennen August 25, 2007

shitzer

the memeber of a group or party that always get injured.
the member of a group who is redonkerous or crazy

shitzer broke his arm again.

oh my god, shitzer bit the head of a fish

by smithers December 17, 2004

shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE

MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE

by TONY-88 December 23, 2008

Shitzer

A slang term for a gunganese battle cruiser, used mostly in the outer relms of tatooine and hoth...

did you see that shitzer fly by!!

by Don Riley December 9, 2002

Shitzer Spritzer

When you take a dump and it causes toilet water to splash up your rectum

"Whoa, that dump I took this morning caused a shitzer spritzer!"

by hydro dumper October 7, 2009

skin-shitter

One who has recently received an experimental COVID vaccine or gene therapy, and goes around shedding viruses and nanotech on the general public, often while getting their free Krispy Kreme donut.

I saw that skin-shitter James at the bar last night. That juiced-up virus factory was shedding all over everyone.

by eggplant boi May 21, 2021

shitterally

To soil one's undercrackers so badly that they have to be destroyed with immediate effect. This is normally 'achieved' by sharting too forgivably.

Errr darling. Can you go get me a clean pair of cacks please. I've quite shitterally soiled these ones.

by ShittierJokes October 16, 2017