shitup

A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.

Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.

by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012

shitup

noun / verb / adjective
A knowingly compromised setup that continues to function despite better judgement; often accepted indefinitely.

"Yeah my truck is shitup really well. It's got four different tires on it and it's four-wheel drive"
"Let's go shitup this shelf."
"WOW! We really shitup these TV cables well!"

by its_fine_probably January 2, 2026

shitpiece

Used to describe something, someone or an event which is really annoying or stupid. Has more of a powerful meaning than calling someone a "piece of shit".

I told that "shitpiece" to turn the lights off 5 times now.

Shitpiece I told you to make me some food.

by NEI L November 7, 2007

Shitpost

A post of little to no sincere insightful substance. Especially a "shit"(low)-effort/quality-post with the sole purpose to confuse, provoke, entertain or otherwise evoke an unproductive reaction. Often exemplified in surreal out-of-context posts.

Shitposts can be many things including memes, spam, and bait - but rarely vice-versa.
Unlike memes, shitposts have no template.
Unlike spam, shitposts don't need repetition.
Unlike bait, shitposts aren't designed for response.

Why does this image of a possum with a gun say "triangle"?
You wouldn't get it. It's just a shitpost.

by got1837 February 8, 2021

shitp0stng

Always speak facts 😻 you can't not love them

Do you know who shitp0stng is??
Yes, they are amazing!

by g.host1 July 6, 2021

shit up your face

It is a street slang. You stand up and shit her/his face means "shit up your face"

- you smell like a shit, did some1 shit up your face?
- yeah thats why i hate 69 position all the time!

by abuzettin imanikilli June 17, 2009

Shitpost

1. (noun) any content on the internet whose humor derives from its surreal nature and/or its lack of clear context. Differs from a meme: whereas a meme's humor comes from its repeatability, a shitpost is funny simply because it isn't a predictable repetition of an existing form. Shitposts can become memes, but memes cannot become shitposts.
2. (verb) to create such a post

A person who shitposts is known as a shitposter

1: did you see that shitpost on my tumblr this morning?
2: no, i hate shitposting

by MaddieHue May 2, 2018