shitual

a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often.

Dave has a shitual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.

by schnozz September 02, 2009

Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 19, 2011

Satanic Shitual

The smell left behind in a toilet after a nasty event

“Dude, I wouldn’t go in there for at least 10 minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it’s safe to say that something died in there”

by Meg A Tron August 09, 2022

Satanic Shitual

Creating something nasty in the toilet (along the lines of booze poos) that may require health and safety investigation, or even forensics, to investigate whether there is actually something dead in there.
It is a sight and smell your senses will never forget. Ever!

"Dude, I wouldn't go in there for at least 30
minutes. I just finished a Satanic Shitual and it's safe to say that something died in there!”

by Meg A Tron August 11, 2022